I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones
remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like
Queen of tumblr Chloe doing ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
When you’re a virgin, and you finally get your period after it’s really late, and you’re just grateful you aren’t carrying Jesus.